what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes
- teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
- students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
- : do we have to read the pesterlogs
- : i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
- : ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
- : name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES.
A haiku about getting out of bed
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